Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Funny Top Exam Essay: He is the Cow

Kolkata's Telegraph has got hold of an answerpaper of a candidate at the recent UPSC Examinations.The Candidate has written an essay on the Indian Cow:

"Indian COW"

"The Cow is a successful animal.Also he is quadrrupud and because he is female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child. He is same like man. But he has also got 4 legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.

"His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd,why and the condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

"His motion is slow only because is of asitudinious species. Also his other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

"His only attacing and defending organ is horn, specially so when he is got child.This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapon to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with greater velocity forwards.

"He has got tail also,but not like-- similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses headswould not get crushed. At night time he has poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts he eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.
"This is the Cow"

P.S.:We are informed that the candidate passed the Exam.


  1. funny...really...too much

  2. ha ha ha.... lmao!